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out of office.
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clothes for declining
the calendar invite.
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beyond the water cooler.
done with small talk
unofficial feedback
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free
“Quitting corporate saved my life. Their snarky merch turned my dreary corporate nightmare into unemployment heaven.”
“My manager said my shirt was not aligned with company values.”
“I wore it to an all-hands. It became a one-on-one.”
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the boring but important part
frequently asked
questions
no bs
how do the shirts fit?+
check the size guide on each product page before ordering. between sizes? size up for a more relaxed fit.
when will my order arrive?+
each piece is made after you order. you’ll receive tracking as soon as it leaves production.
can i return or exchange it?+
if something arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us and we’ll make it right.
how should i wash it?+
wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. tumble dry low—or air dry if you’re emotionally attached.